ZÁRATE IS RACIST…

By: Ben | March 5th, 2009

Racist…if he believes that all members of a race possess qualities specific to that race…and he gave me this damned flu I’ve been kicking around for the past week…if he had passed the flu along to anyone according to the “six degrees of separation” the filthy bastard that had me inhale flu-ish sputum had in some manner passed the Zárate Flu along to me and the simple fact that I am a Japanese American in turn leads me to believe Zárate could quite possibly be racist against Asians OR maybe not…

He could have in fact dedicated each goal of his double against Bologna towards the spread of bird flu in the Asian nation OR he could have been motivated to lay destruction upon Bologna because the rossoblu had once housed the Eastern talents of the great Hidetoshi Nakata OR then again maybe not…

Whatever may have happened may not have happened and the other way around and if it had in fact happened in another fashion maybe it would not have happened at all, here lies the mystery and fantasy of life! Zarate is so hot right now he has his own brand of flu…and maybe he purposely had planted flu agents around the globe in order to infect a large MAJORITY and in turn bring in the dollars by off-loading ZARATE brand flu vaccinations from the MINORITY of those whom can afford his outlandish prices…OR yet again maybe NOT…but who knows?

Does this man seem like the man motivated by racial pandemic influences…or by the pure natural hunger for sport that of say a TIGER that is incredibly hungry for goals or a HORSE hungry for straw or a BEAST hungry for sustenance…who KNOWS?

This post is indeed late however I have the excuse of the flu and a whirlwind five day journey back to the homeland and work.

This Sunday arrive the red hot Blucerchiati and that damned psychopath, pock marked, pig faced, mouth covering conversationalist (as if he were conversing about anything besides fornication, football, or porcupines) Cassano and that newly rejuvenated Pazzini. We will need miracles.