SOILED SUCCI

By: Ben | November 25th, 2008

Steven from the Palermu Offside has brazenly stolen my Citizen Zamp photo so in retaliation I have stolen one of his! Yet in doing so I noticed one very peculiar detail which he did not. If you look closely at the victorious Davide Succi’s bottom-wear you’ll notice a beige and no doubt foul smelling spot. Yes, sadly the young man upon locking eyes with Francesco Antonioli (our man between the sticks) seems to have lost control of his bowel functions; the stench must have distracted our fair keeper, clever indeed.

Well Steven, I hope this the last time photo-thieving will occur between us; grown men such as ourselves should act in a gentlemanly fashion as was displayed here today.

A final note to any Roman that may unintentionally find themselves out here in the obscure fringes of relegation threatened blogs, luck to you tomorrow and for the good of the Serie A I wish you an enormous victory.



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  • romaromaroma |  November 25th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

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    Thanks.

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  • Jennifer |  November 25th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

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    All this drama!!!

    I love Serie A Offside.

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  • LorenzoRosanero |  November 26th, 2008 at 9:31 am

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    PALEMMO! Not Palermu!

    haha, Succi probably DID soil his shorts…I mean, I guess if I were a Serie C1 striker scoring in Serie A, I’d crap my pants as well.

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  • Steven |  November 26th, 2008 at 11:26 am

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    Dude, I told you I was gonna steal it.

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  • ben |  November 27th, 2008 at 8:21 am

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    Steven, was just kidding. Please don’t take offense from the Soiled Succi post, was just having a laugh. Happy Thanksgiving.

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  • PaulyWalNuts (AS ROMA) (Beverly Hills, CALIFORNIA) |  November 27th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

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    I just read your post. HA! Funny!

    Thanks Ben. Thanks for the best wishes. We came out victorious :D

    Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

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