Palermo Pink, the same color of p….

By: Ben | November 8th, 2009

Peaches, Pink Flamingos, Pomegranate Bellinis…I just want to make a stand here, this is a clean blog, god fearing, Pope German Shepherd Ratzinger supportive, Thanksgiving is everyday type of blog so if you were drawn by the innocent headline to fill your rotten jar with perverted notions or actions there of, rather if you were drawn by the letter P and the milieu of racy scenarios it creates, or if you clicked on this blogicle, for the simple pleasure of seeing the five letter word P_____ written on a page in ARIAL type font…you will not be satisfied here so take your perversions to the Roma blog who regularly plaster Grandfather Totti’s wife at the head of postings. Hmm she must have a pink p…..PURSE! PURSE dammit, I know what you were thinking, take it with you and get out, then pray to the Catholic God of bread. This is a home for religion and football! Now go to the Vatican and pray for forgiveness in front of the gold and emerald encrusted walls!! Take a bath in jewels HEATHENS!

Bologna(Z,Z,D) – Palermo(K) 3-1. Whenever I gloat, celebrate, lactate, I mean…whenever I fall prey to the glints of hope Bologna shed every now and again, we are quickly hammered back to reality, HOWEVER suck on it DAVIDE SUCCI and 3 South Americans don’t make their equivalent in goals, Miccoli is still an APEMAN, just look at the SLOPE OF THE MAN’S FOREHEAD!

I hadn’t much hopes for Zalayeta but we see the fruits of a second striker off Di Vaio. An oxpecker successfully feeding off of Di Vaio’s mammal back. Oh and good news for us the mammal also scored in the 93rd minute. Now if only we had a classic number ten to sit behind the mammal and oxpecker rather than geriatric Adailton and the great mongoloid Mudingayi, we’d have a shot at mid-table.

Yet you must enjoy this victory! For next week is Inter and over Bologna will be bent. Did you catch that? That’s Yoda speak. Well my right hand is broken and I’m high on percocet so that will be all. Until next time… and remember there is nothing quite like a tight p….. PENNY LOAFER! Sick, you people are SICK!