Francesco Totti: IL RE DI MERDA
By: Ben | March 24th, 2010
I have to leave for work in six minutes but I’d like to take this time to quickly thank Francesco Totti: Il RE DI MERDA!!! for being absent from today’s game. He would have only embarrassed his old bandy legs and torn yet another ligament in one of his joints. He is the veritable Jackie Chan of calcio, if tendons exist in his ass, Francesco torn them.
Anyway, why is it so unfeasible for Bologna to beat a team that gave up a two goal lead to lose 3-2 and then lose again by the same scoreline at home allowing three goals in the span of four minutes against Panathinaikos! HAHAHA, I know that is like a hot poker on the testicles to you Roma fans so I’ll continue to prod. PANATHINAIKOS!
PANATHINAIKOS! PANATHINAIKOS!
Haha, it’s like BEETLEJUICE! You say it three times and a heavily make-uped Michael Keaton arrives at your door to cast horrible spells on you Roman bastards. PANATHINAIKOS! PANATHINAIKOS! PANATHINAIKOS! BRIVIDI!!!!!
Anyway, you may talk about Bologna’s current and recent history in the Serie A table but let’s not forget, Roma has won 3 scudetti, Bologna 7. Yes that’s four more titles and I clearly don’t see Roma winning another one for a long time. At least until that boar Sensi has some class (Romans seem to lack this characteristic) and sell the club for the good of the team. Oh yes and Totti should retire. FORZA BOLOGNA!!!! ROMA MERDAAAA!!!
Category: Bologna Team News
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I personally wouldn’t like to get provoked, but since I’m already here then I think I’ll take the time to address this matter here.
If you call this blog you maintain here, Ben, as a footballing blog, then you’d better put something good in it. ’cause what I see ad read right now ain’t got no football in it, what I see is just personal, biased views that got nothing in it except hatred. If this is the bologna.theoffside.com, you’d better fix it; If you keep it as it is, you might want to change your domain to ben.theoffside.com, or ben.blogspot.com. Or try a blog on friendster.
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Classy show? The man has not had a substantial thing to say since I started reading these blogs, he posts videos of Roma highlights/player videos (by roma fans for roma fans or course) for everyone to get their rocks off to, like roma porn, and then posts a lineup for today’s match!? At least Ben here is trying to make a joke and get a laugh, more so than unoriginal video posting, but both gentleman can defend themselves so I can stop at that…
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look, i didnt mean to stir the shit with comment number one, but the beautiful game deserves beautiful fans. I have nothing against bologna in light of todays match i hope we (roma) win, but i would never take a swipe at whoever it is bologna fans consider the symbol of their team and city. i dont read the bologna blog unless they are playing roma, so i wont say ben is a bad writer as some have said (being a writer myself)but this post was classless and i felt a need to stand up for a man who might at times be a little hot headed, and has had his fair share of injury problems yet has done great things for the city and country he loves. nevermind the taunting of an opposing teams fans…low-brow at best
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Tony Plaza: this is after all a soccer blog site, he is writing in the roma section. its called knowing your audience (something all great writers do) if you are looking for un-biased journalism you should try ilcorrieredellosport.com or gazzetta.it. im assuming you are a bologna fan, if you guys had anything to be proud of (a scudetto at a time with color TV)im sure you would enjoy watching it.
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“its called knowing your audience”
Doesnt say much for you and your lot now does it?
I am a not a Bologna fan in the least, I am a QPR fan, but have an affinity for small Clubs in Italy, but if people want to slander QPR for a laugh then who am I am to go crusading around trying to stop them! Not an opinion we share I see, plus Totti is your hero we get it, but remember he is not a God, he is speck in the eyes of the rest of the footballing World, so don’t take it so personally…
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roma fan here. not gonna lie, i laughed at the picture… the article left a little to be desired. good luck
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Oh Ben, you are the best!
Plus, it is pretty clear you have some mad photoshop skilzzzz.
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I dont think Totti is a god. But i come to this website to hear the intellectual opinions of fans throughout Italy. As a soccer fan i respect all teams, some less than others, but i respect them all, all i saying is that its childish to attack someone for a couple of laughs. I happen to have a soft spot in my heart for small English teams. The quaint stadiums, the thrill of an upset…great stuff. Anyways un grande in boca al LUPO al bologna. Ill be back on this page post game to have a SMART soccer conversation. I look forward to it.
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ben, dont make me come over there and kick the squacquerone out of your piadina-eatin’ ass.
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lamagica, you’re such a troll. Don’t make me put on my tracksuit.
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lol. guilty as charged.
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When are you coming home?
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Congratulations on the victory against last placed Siena this weekend.
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Hahaha Roma fans are pathetic.
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH queens park rangers, that says it all tony lmao inglese animale<—-
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Clearly we are the classless ones Giro. (see above article)
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Vafangulo figlio di puta’!
C’E SOLO UN CAPITANO!
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hahahahaha BOLOGNA merda merda merda , you guys suck dick bitches , 2 – 0 . You say PANATHINAIKOS when not even you guys can make it in the uefa cup . Oh how much of a retard you showed you are Ben. Lol Forza Roma bitch!
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listen to the birds chirping bolognesi!!! hahaha
you’re sooo gutless ben, you made sure totti wasn’t playing and you wrote that article. greasy man
no scudetto matters except this one, and we’re gonna win it! che stronzo tu sei! -
hahaha…………………………………………..
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VIVA LA LUPA! DAJE ROMA DAJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Think next time ben, that’s all we’re asking.
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who won???
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ohhh roma right?
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guys please dont be mean to ben. he is a mental retard.he lost his mind when bologna went to seria b a couple years ago.
p.s his mom is a good dick sucker
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