DEAR GOD! Keep your children close!

By: Ben | February 19th, 2009

That rumbling is not your radiator, it’s not your flatulence or delirium tremens; closer to an earthquake or a dinosaur fart, yet it’s neither. The fat man is coming and he’s hungry. The rumble you hear is either his insatiable hunger for grilled meats or his fumbling footsteps making their way to your home. God help Bologna…

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  • Johonna |  February 19th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

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    That picture of Adri is so old – you could at least find a more modern (read: fat) picture of him.

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  • Ben |  February 19th, 2009 at 10:43 pm

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    ha well said, however his facial expression here lends best for the tongue alteration.

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  • MAD |  February 20th, 2009 at 9:48 am

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    That looks like a loofah on the end of his tongue. I guess it’s supposed to be a tortollini?

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  • mohd |  February 21st, 2009 at 10:01 am

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    haha ha very funny picture it made my day

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  • vania |  March 8th, 2009 at 7:40 am

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    i thnk my jail mr carlo ancelotti your works is problem this moment i couldnt is jail in my contry brasil sao paulo

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  • Morgan |  May 20th, 2009 at 9:37 am

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    PENIS

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