TARDY PRE-GAME

By: Ben | November 24th, 2008

Charles Foster Kane: media mogul, Maurizio Zamparini: retail mogul, the similarities are striking. Where one built an empire on the back of the scandalous New York Inquirer, the other exercised his muscle of capitalism in the business of department stores (Emezzeta is currently holding a rousing pre-Xmas sale, apparently somebody beats The Wiz)

CFK wooed the hearts of his female partners only to find ruin after domestication; love could not be won or purchased and his final realization of happiness was embodied by a wooden sled. In the same manner Maurizio Zamparini wooes football managers into the cold grasp of his withered hands only to sack them in a loud manner; a number which has tallied to an impressive 26 (Davide Ballardini will surely make the 27th).

In earnest I don’t wish the same fate of Kane upon Zamparini and with the knowledge of the result of the encounter this half written once intended pre-game post must be transformed to a less scathing attack upon the department store tycoon. For all men deserve their peace of sorts, as long as that peace doesn’t infringe upon the freedoms of others or in this case on my dear RossoBlu.

With fair depression I missed the day of games and have been as of late hand-cuffed to the responsibilities of a working a man and so the results were relayed to me last night through half shut eyes by RAI’s Domenica Sportiva. Since points were shared, I declare peace with Palermo or Palermu and extend the hand of a hearty sportsman’s grip, well done. What a shame, I went through all the trouble of comping together this Miccoli quiz:



Bologna Serie A Match ScheduleBet on Bologna games Travel to soccer games Discount Travel to Bologna
Bologna ResultsBuy Bologna TicketsStadio Reanato dall'Ara information & hotels



Subscribe
 

rss_icon The Offside RSS Feeds

Print
Print article
Share
del.icio.us:TARDY PRE-GAME  digg:TARDY PRE-GAME  reddit:TARDY PRE-GAME  fark:TARDY PRE-GAME  Y!:TARDY PRE-GAME  stumbleupon:TARDY PRE-GAME

Comments  

  • LorenzoRosanero |  November 24th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    cornercorner

    It’d be pronounced “Palemmo” ;)

    And, i don’t see a link to this Miccoli quiz of which you speak.

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • Ben |  November 24th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    cornercorner

    haha sorry it was published before I had attached it. It is now there.

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • ricci |  November 25th, 2008 at 1:00 am

    cornercorner

    haha pretty good.

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • Steven |  November 25th, 2008 at 5:12 am

    cornercorner

    I’m so stealing that picture.

    Posted from Belgium Belgium

    cornercorner

Comments are closed


Italy National Team News
Offside RSS Feeds

Search The Offside


 

rounded_corners









Categories


rounded_corners

Send Your Tips!

Found a great story, photo or video that's perfect for The Offside?
Email bologna[at]theoffside[dot]com

Related Links


Write for The Offside

LATEST COMMENTS


Archives