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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SUPER POLLS! WHO WILL GET A LEG UP?
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Will Roma avenge their tragedy on English soil or will Arsenal exploit another collapse? ( polls)
Will Inter finally impose their brutish testosterone on the Champions League or will Manchester POOnited’s mutant-kind over power? ( surveys)
Category: Bologna Team News
HOW TO LOSE GRACEFULLY.
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Adriano’s bumbling assist/deflection which subsequently gifted Esteban Cambiasso a goal was once again credited to that talented bicep. However Bologna lacked any form of brilliance, bar the last fifteen minutes of the game where the skeletal mixture of Serie A rejects and retirement home geriatrics managed to vice a drop of sweat from the [...]
Category: Bologna Team NewsShield Your EYES!
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The relevance of this egg with human flesh and tomorrow’s TITLE DECIDING ENCOUNTER? Well, that’s just it, there is no relevance and it’s not a title decider but I’ve got to make life interesting somehow. Enjoy.
Category: Bologna Team NewsDEAR GOD! Keep your children close!
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That rumbling is not your radiator, it’s not your flatulence or delirium tremens; closer to an earthquake or a dinosaur fart, yet it’s neither. The fat man is coming and he’s hungry. The rumble you hear is either his insatiable hunger for grilled meats or his fumbling footsteps making their way to your [...]
Category: Bologna Team NewsSPECIAL NERVES: THE 4 DAY COUNTDOWN
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Unicron is folding; four days before the match of the season Mourinho seems to have cracked, or Esteban has him love struck.
Category: Bologna Team NewsWHAT IS THE SECRET BEHIND INTER’S SUCCESS?
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Better bring plenty of that damned Calgon on Saturday because we’ve got OXYCLEAN®.
Category: Bologna Team NewsUNICRON (INTER) SUPER POLL: FACE MATCH!!
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POLL AWAY!
Which Inter ball-coddler most resembles this ex-ring bearer? ( polls)
Category: Bologna Team NewsTHE TURN OF THE BABA AND THE COMING OF UNICRON
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The Silver Bullet Marco Di Vaio ended a three game drought with his barreling gallop into goal finishing a wanting parry off of a Sergio Volpi strike. He reclaimed his form and secured his status with 16, one goal ahead of the Argentinian Prince of Genoa, Diego Milito.
The star of the show [...]
Category: Bologna Team NewsDIRTY……And the Painful Restraint From Painting a Feces Mustache
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The bell tolled three times just before the 90 minute mark; the ringers: Julio Baptista, Christian Poulsen and the damned Chilean Seabass grillin’ Alexis SANCHEZ. That dirty man stole from us a hard earned point, though Sinisa feels positive things were taken from the game, however if it weren’t for that mutant spasm [...]
Category: Bologna Team NewsGiving Tree
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It doesn’t take a thinker, or a progressive mind or even an education to shine on the sad truths of the late Shel Silverstein’s “The Giving Tree.” As a child it didn’t do for me as say, “The Little Prince” does to the malleable mind; Shel’s greatest perversion beyond Playboy illustrations was maturity or [...]
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